Option A:
Think of a cattle wandering around you
Write a letter to the authorities, ask them for money, open a gaushala/shelter, force people for donations in the name of cattle (if not threaten them with dire consequences about heaven and hell), admit only native cattle (supposed mother of Indian): not the cross-bred and non-descript
And after that
Eat their fodder and money and if that doesn’t satisfy your appetite: sell some to illegal traders
In addition, get the job to protect the illegal traders
Option B:
Wander around like a cow or in group like cows here and there
Find someone/others ferrying the cattle from one place to another
Tie a saffron cloth on your forehead
If that person belonged to other religion, that’s even better
Follow him or them
Chant the word cow smuggler online or offline
Till you get enough followers
Arm them with sticks or stone or both
Locate a place to beat him/them up, without disturbance
Chant ‘Hail Mother Cow’ when police arrives
Keep repeating it even in lockup
So the big and influential people come and talk to you
And offer you job or something bigger
Option C:
It is summer season
Let the cow wander in hot weather
And feed on hot air
How long can the cow survive?
Call the media and plant blame on someone
That you dislike or even hate or want to extract revenge
Cry ‘Mother cow’ ‘Cow Mother’
Kamdhenu: solution to all your problems
You get what you ask for
