Harishchandra’s Heaven and Hell

 

Stripped off from his kingdom

Noble king Harishchandra

Sold his wife Taramati to

An elderly man

Himself became a slave 

And worked in cemetery

To pay for Vishwamitra’ yagna

 

Few weeks later

When his wife came carrying

Their dead son in her arms

True to the fault

He demanded cremation fee

From his wife

But a slave has no money

 

After testing the king on every step

Of his life 

Vishwamitra finally said to him

“You will get a place in heaven.”

 

If something like this happened today

Honest Harishchandra must have said

“Who gives a fuck about heaven, old man?

You made my life living hell.”

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God and Dog

Ecstatic I was to see Him

So when I found God wandering

I followed Him

He was so much like us

Except for plastic monkey face,

Cheap flashy yellow clothes

And a tattered tail

To add to that

He wielded a plastic mace

 

Elders passed Him by without giving a look

Girls looked at him in suspicion

Knocking at the every door

He smiled with eyes

For the fear of dropping prosthetic

Or the character

Household owners shooed Him away like a mangy dog

 

Though children watched at Him in awe

Wondering whether all of their bedtime stories

Could turn out to be true

Yet they pondered

How could the one

Who was called ‘Problem-Solver’

Has no solution for dogs chasing Him

 

Somehow saving Himself from chasing dogs

Adjusting his tattered tail

He sat next to me on the chair in the cafe

Removing His face prosthetic

He asked for a hot tea

And fried bread stuffed with potatoes

 

“Silly people!”

God mumbled staring at people flocking His temple

Rather than Him

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Manto of Current Times

Love

Sex

Hatred

Partition

Massacre

Separation

Death

Ignorance

Humiliation

Loneliness

You drank everything

Like Manto

Yet people call you

Only alcoholic

 

It’s cirrhosis of liver

They will find on your post mortem

So sure they were about it –

the cause of your death

But if they were so sure

that you are going to die

Why didn’t they bother to stop you

 

Cirrhosis of others is easy to spot

Have they ever wondered about

their interpersonal cirrhosis

Deep down

They know they have it

Yet they never told each other

Fear of ostracization, you guess

This cirrhosis

their kids will find on post mortem

 

Manto must be laughing at them

As he laughed at himself

If you knew you would be cirrhosed,

there was no harm in saying “Cheers!”

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Torture of Dashratha

Why there is  a need to humanize characters in epic

If they have shown their true colors

let them be: true to their spirits

If you really want to do something

understand their motives

 

Why Kaikeyi

Why don’t you humanize Manthara

Why was she made a scapegoat for crux of the epic

Was she was really a hunchback

Was her dehumanization made her one

 

Let’s unfold what could have happened

A second queen is a second class citizen

Why will Rama bother to like you

You aren’t his mother, Kaushalya is

Kaikeyi must have sensed her provocation

But she didn’t stop her

For she knew deep inside

there is nothing one can manipulate

if there is nothing to manipulate

Just because you have guns

you don’t go on a shooting spree

 

O sympathizer where were you

When she mercilessly asked two of her boons

Exile of 14 years for Rama

And throne for Bharata, her son

And what timing she had chosen

Dashratha must have had a heart attack

She wouldn’t take no for an answer

 

Lying on the death bed

He must have asked himself

Where was the need to give her boons

and why exactly two boons

one for driving his chariot in war and one nursing his wounds

Why did he spurge on boons

 

He remembered: she had laughed.

When he told her

You saved my life

Why did she laugh

He didn’t understand it then

but he must knew now

In those giggles

she must have said this

If you don’t value your life

What can I do

Taken.

Your life is mine now.

I’ll take it when

I want to live like a widow

 

Or you sympathize with her because

She was the mother of Bharata

An epitome of fraternal love and devotion

But did she contact Bharata

before asking him the throne

She just asked the throne

 

Loss of faith in Dashratha and belief in Rama

She grew insecure and scared

Scared dog barks unnecessarily

and bites randomly

and rest as they say is blood

 

In blood lies history

history of fatherless king

history of kingless kingdom

history of forced abandonment

history of loneliness

and absolute lack of joy

 

Humanization of selected few

is our common problem

Not much has changed 

We stay true to our epic’s characters

Ask anyone in Ayodhaya

Aren’t they waiting for Ram Rajya

whatever that means 

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Of Series

  1. Of Love: never talk to a man bitten by a dog (rabid or otherwise) about the dog love.
  2. Of Suspicion: the lady checks the glass window of the car which her husband had just shut and thoroughly checked.
  3. Of Anxiety: am I the one who listens to every damned whistle of the night watchman?
  4. Of Caste System: don’t undermine my struggle just because of my caste. Mine and yours can’t ever me matched. And nor should they.
  5. Of Red Tapism: a recently recruited professional is transferred overnight to his desired location for which a permanent professional has been having sleepless night for past five years. You should see his face – it’s not flustered with guilt. He’s proud of his, so called, connections.
  6. Of Bluntness: feeding milk doesn’t make you a mother, women.
  7. Of Long lasting Memory: to plant the statue of their parents in a courtyard, weathering the sun in summer and cold in winter. They must have also thought of birds: where would they defecate, if not on the shoulder of their parents.
  8. Of Respect: playing national anthem before a screwball comedy.
  9. Of Rules and Regulations: under the tree, the crushed grains of flour are sprinkled daily on ant hills. This is how people to do away with their sins. The ants emerge from the ant hills to get their breakfast, unconcerned of the moving soles. It used to be a feast for ants but now they were a feast for the soles.
  10. Of New Beginnings: they talk about what you should do. There are two ways to read this situation: either they don’t want to do anything as they have not done anything so far in life or they want you to learn so that you will not become like them.
  11. Of Happiness: you surprise your loved one. When they look at you with a knowing glee, you did that for me, not said but understood, that’s when a conversation starts to happen between us.
  12. Of Negativity and Irritation: work addled brain seeks out a vent.
  13. Of Cosmetic: the moment I smell the popular fairness cream, I know some girl is around the corner.
  14. Of Religion: if you are able to get a group of some fifteen to twenty people with you (however you get—fool them or bribe them—it doesn’t matter), you can even walk naked on the road.
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Infected Society

Old one doesn’t respect present. Old live in past and they forever try to go back. They paint their face with a skin-glowing creams, bleach it to perfection, irradiate it to get the right tone, inject themselves with botulinum toxin injections, all in hope to be forever stuck in the young phase. They flaunt their assets (physical and monetary)which have lost the tone and tenacity. What can you expect when collagen in their muscles takes over in the muscle mass? How can they hide the creased skin of their hands, skin underneath that gold necklace, and skin right below the neck and little up from their silica implanted breast?

They have the money to change themselves completely but their doctor’s warning comes in between their wish and staying alive. They resist the temptation when their doctors inform: too much of toxin can paralyze your respiratory muscles. You don’t want to die of suffocation, do you? They trust their doctors. How can a young dead flaunt their assets? In their loneliness, sometimes they wonder why they suffer: why they didn’t die young.

Their struggle, if it’s with themselves then it’s not the worry, is with their daughters and someone else’s daughters. What hurts them when they look at someone intently and they hear, “Mom! He’s my boyfriend.”  They have to reply, “Honey! I’m sorry.” Every day they try to go back to the past, in search of nectar of youth and remaining forever unquenched. Bright, yet empty; flawless, yet yearning; unblemished, yet unloved: they have become a live tombstones in a dead cemetery.

              Young doesn’t respect present, either. Young ones are filled with indecision, over-thinking and guilt. Brimming with revenge-love, pity-love, and replacement-love, they are too preoccupied to even enjoy pleasurable sensations. They get hurt easily. To top that, they scratch those wounds which are about to heal: irritation of healing is too hard to handle for them. When you ask them: what are you doing? They take it to heart and reply. “How am I supposed to learn if I don’t make mistakes?”

              Someone must have told them that it’s no use wasting the youth on girls/boys, rather you should become something and viola they become psychopaths, sociopaths, sometimes with a seven-figure salary. But the loneliness that lurks in the shadows grows into a full-fledged infection by the time they become something as per social standards.

              “Buying company of someone” is a costly affair but at least it’s hassle free and unemotional. It won’t take long to find out that “buying” can’t cure their loneliness. Peace still eludes them like an elusive yet tasty candy. To these souls, old age approaches faster.

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Relationship of Catwoman with Batman explained as per Epidemiology

              Michael Thrusfield writes in Veterinary Epidemiology (3rd Edition) about contiguous populations where individuals of the population meets with individuals of other populations thereby serving as mean to spread the infectious disease. Domestic animals such as cats that are not confined to a house belong to contiguous population. Cats move freely within cities, coming in contact with other urban, suburban and rural animals of their own and different species e.g. Bats.

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God of House Maintenance

       A vendor’s high octave call in the morning teased me out of the book I had been hooked, from the deepest corner of my house, where sometime I couldn’t even hear the house bell. I had to see him. How could one have developed that shrill in your voice? His bearded face would make me grit my teeth. Wish I had that cursing power like old gods to forever banish him from this locality or banish his voice whenever he arrives near my house.

              At that moment, it occurred to me, actually he had been cursed to speak like this in this modern world by gods of house-maintenance.

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Rape of Death

              Death has been raped, as usual, in front of everyone. No one comes to help her. She lay in the center of the road, with her clothes torn and strewn around, naked. Passersby wonder where has building of aristocrats, who ran an NGO for orphan Deaths, disappeared. Some of them glances at her and passes her by. A few of them stands on their ground, unsure of what they are seeing: an image of their mother, sister, or daughter or simply a sex object. Within minute’s time, she will be a sensation. Her blurry naked video will be telecasted on new channels and spread out on newspapers. Then, whatever had happened to her will become a taboo to talk, which in turn make her a taboo as well. She sobs. No one approaches her for a long time.

              An elderly gentleman shades her eyes and put his patched coat over her. Then, he pulls her up and wraps the coat around her. As it is fated, she is still bleeding. She lit up, instantly as she has been touched. Fire emanates from the patched coat. A fire engulfs the elderly gentleman. He vanishes from the spot. Naked death walks away, taking the memory of incident with her.

              Death’s childhood wasn’t unique either: her parents had been dead before she could understand the word ‘parents.’ The Living took advantage of Death ever since. She couldn’t do anything for she wasn’t aware about the power deep inside her. The blood that spurted out of her on her thirteenth birthday gave her power to burn. She burned down her own hut, her only possession, and the rapists alive. Then, she was ready to snatch the life out of Living, whenever they forcefully bled her, like those aristocratic NGOs.

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Good Old Mother Warnings

              He gobbled it up: one chocolate muffin after another. His mother warned him that if he eats more of these he would be dark brown like muffins. In this color discriminatory society, he never ate another till he was adult.

              When she didn’t drink milk, her mother told her about the fair complexion she would get by drinking it. Since then, she would tell her classmates about the benefit of milk.

              “I know what you did. Ghosts who live in our house told me,” His mother said with scary face. She continued. “So if you are hiding something from me, tell me now.” Fear of unseen could never be this great.

              God always gives the gifts to those who wake up early. And he remained forever in the guilt of not waking up early, wondering what would he have become if he had gotten up early.

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