Ajamila’s Predicament

Who are you?

Ajamila asked on his deathbed

Yama’s messengers!

Those  creatures answered him

Why are you carrying me?

Heaven!

I haven’t done anything to deserve heaven.

You chanted the name of Lord.

No, I didn’t.

Didn’t you called Narayana just before dying?

Oh! But ‘Narayana’ is the name

Of my good-for-nothing son

Ajamila explained

 

You’re making some mistake

Ajamila challenged messengers again

They stopped midway between earth and heaven

And made a call to Yama

Yama as usual was busy so he put them on hold

 

In the meantime, Ajamila spoke

If you drop me from right here

I will happily land in hell

They asked him

When everyone is bribing the gods

Why don’t you want to go heaven?

 

All my life I haven’t done

A single thing scriptures told me to do

Rather I had been a thief, drunkard, liar and

Had sexual liaisons with a prostitute

Never did anything for anybody

Remained selfish throughout my life

Still my friends loved me and didn’t bother to change me

I didn’t remember calling Narayana

That was me calling

My son Narayana for some water

 

They tried to persuade him

You would have riches of life in heaven.

 

Riches never satisfied my hunger on earth

Why would I need them again?

 

They tried one last time

You can live close to Lord

 

Ajamila asked

Will I find my friends in the heaven

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Harishchandra’s Heaven and Hell

 

Stripped off from his kingdom

Noble king Harishchandra

Sold his wife Taramati to

An elderly man

Himself became a slave 

And worked in cemetery

To pay for Vishwamitra’ yagna

 

Few weeks later

When his wife came carrying

Their dead son in her arms

True to the fault

He demanded cremation fee

From his wife

But a slave has no money

 

After testing the king on every step

Of his life 

Vishwamitra finally said to him

“You will get a place in heaven.”

 

If something like this happened today

Honest Harishchandra must have said

“Who gives a fuck about heaven, old man?

You made my life living hell.”

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