Grapes of a distant land are way more delicious
Than grapes of homeland
They claim just by looking at the picture of them
They fight with you despite the fact
That you have been to distant land and
You have savored those grapes
Countless times directly from
The grape vine in the distant land
And found their grapes are
No more unique in taste
Than grapes at your homeland
What next?
They refute your claims by comparing
Jams made from both types of grapes