Beyond Repair

What has gotten into her? He broke her heart, she cried. She picked herself up and started to live life again. Hurt followed her wherever she went. The sight of lovebirds tortured her. Seeing a recently ditched bit or girl, particularly those who didn’t have their shit together, calmed her a little bit. She went to then talked to them, consoled them and only then she felt a little happy in her heart: she wasn’t alone in this shit and there are people who are worse then her. 

But this feeling was fleeting and she didn’t know anyone new who had recently broken-up with his/her partner and whose life was in shambles. As a result, she couldn’t get her high from talking such people and this absence left her low, very low, emotionally. 

Exasperated, she wondered what went wrong between her and her boyfriend. And she didn’t find anything wrong with her. He broke up with her because he was angry with her or he didn’t understand her or she didn’t match her expectations or his friends thought she was a controlling bitch or she stole the money from his account or she was feeling lost and alone when he went on vacation with his friends or they didn’t talk to each other for a month or her monthly cycle matched with their fighting episodes. She didn’t have the answers but whatever it was it was not her fault.

 

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Offsprings on Demand

We generate offsprings (beautiful girls and handsome boys) that conform to India Society Standards of Morality, Ethics, Corruption and Religion (ISSMECR). One of our main objectives is to select breedable males and females to produce offsprings which yields progeny of yes-people, ass-kissers, or boot-lickers who can work at any place without questioning the superiors. Using CRISPR-cas9 technology, we have edited genes of self- esteem, self- worth, and confidence in them. Their lack of self-esteem, self-worth and confidence allow them to be dependent on superiors and unquestionable faith in them. With these key factors, we aim to deliver produces of exceedingly high standards to our clients at reasonable prices.  Overall, our ISSMECR breeding stock is rigorously managed and conditions of our amazing produce reflects our strict adherence to ISSMECR principles.

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